I've had it up to here with my DT!
Won't you help me lose my DT (lose my DT)
I want to return home as a real man
(Can I help?)
The treasure I've kept my whole life is too saddening to bear (saddening to bear)
I've long since hoped to give it up to you
Since I crossed worlds and met you, we've hardly been apart
I dream every night, but not always soundly
I toss and turn as my Hyperion bursts into flames
How can I cool my fevered aura?
The closer we become, and the further we clash,
the more my Alma Gear rises for battle
Won't you help me lose my DT (lose my DT)
My right hand has served me faithfully, but now we must part (Farewell!)
It is decided; we shall no longer be apart (no longer be apart)
I won't let you go until our score is settled
(Tonight's the night!)
I will fight to lose what is mine
Having completed the eighteen wedding rituals, the time has finally come for the Princess' marriage to Lord Jugglaburk.
Meanwhile, Erec and the rest of Incognito can do nothing but watch on in silence.
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And for a limited time only,
they come with the likeness of the couple!
How's that for a deal?
Are these people all here to watch?
I didn't think they were this popular.
There's more to it.
This wedding is going to change the world.
We've finally made it.
The world, huh?
We sure had a lot of adventures.
Out of the blue, I was told to fight and save the world.
It's like I was the hero of a game or something.
I guess now those are all nice memories.
They're here!
I can't see anything.
I know, right?
I can't see anythin' either!
Well then...
My last resort!
Meerkat!
Meerkat my ass! Get off!
They're coming out!
What about the people inside?
This is the last ritual, the Olvidia Ceremony.
This rough struggle is supposed to be a metaphor for marri—
Enough is enough!
That's enough.
She's coming out.
I knew she'd be pissed.
The princess is beautiful!
Tears don't suit a day like this, Marian.
I know!
I know, and yet the tears just keep...
Look, it's the groom!
Damn, it had to be a pretty boy.
Hey, you two!
Rub it in, will ya?!
I'm so jealous!
What the hell?
It looks like Olvidia is just the name of the last ceremony.
I didn't learn anything about getting home.
Looks like the princess is going to marry that pretty boy
and our journey will really come to an end.
Does this really mean the end of our mission?
We strove to stop this marriage,
believing that it would be for the Ulga Order and the world.
Yet even now, the Order has not lifted our house arrest.
Does this mean they believe that we do not have what it takes to fulfill the mission?
Could this also be a part of the Order's machinations?
What could they possibly be planning with that kind of move?
Why were we never briefed on their plans?
What do they expect us to do when we're left standing in the dark?
Is it perhaps the Order's plan to make us wonder about their reasons for not telling us about their plans?
What the hell kind of plan is it?!
And we're flat broke!
Wait, what was that?
Was that me?
It doesn't matter.
We can't hope to stop the marriage now.
There's no way we can complete our mission.
So you are here too.
Why?
Why can I look at him without a surge of rage?
Is it because I can't help but think "What a guy", even though he's the enemy?
Speaking of "guy", is it because I don't have the spirit for it
because I am lacking something crucial?
So that guy's totally let his guard down.
Oh well, I can understand.
Even if Ecarlate got struck down now...
...the empire's decision won't change.
Stop stealing my lines!
Like Sir Erec just said, we're broke.
Having no money is like having no head. We might as well be corpses!
I wonder what the Order is planning.
That's what I should inquire into, yes.
Now to take my leave...
Look at him, running out as soon as things started looking down.
That might just be the best method right about now.
What?
Standing around idly goes against my principles.
So that means...
I'm outta here too!
What, going to run off to some seedy place again?
Well, yes, but...
But, my ass!
I'd be too worried about letting Variation go alone!
I'm just going to watch him!
What?
He's got a point.
See, I told you!
It makes so much sense, he probably made it up.
Why do you always have to put in your worthless two cents?
Always, always, always!
You're shaking up my brains!
Sir Erec, I'm off!
Sure.
Is it all right to just let him go?
I don't care.
He's more useful than I am.
Looks like Sir Erec is in a deep pit of self-loathing.
Leon!
Come on, do something!
Sir Erec, what KT is trying to say is that you're starting to be a real drag,
so at least pretend to be happy.
What?!
I tried to tell him your intentions as directly and as kindly as possible.
That was too direct!
So then, that's what you were thinking?
Why is that the only thing that matters?
I do what I've got to do.
Shut up.
Huh?
Sir Erec? Sir Erec?
Sir Erec?
Sir Erec!
That's some intense leg tapping.
Was I tapping my leg?
You were.
Totally.
You look beautiful.
Why are you getting all hot over someone else's wife?
Well, that...
Princess...
Do yer best!
I think tonight is just for show.
Consummation! Consummation!
Stop running your smutty mouth!
But it's the truth, isn't it?
That doesn't make it better!
It's fine.
This is also a job that those born into royalty have to do.
What job?
I have duties in exchange for this life of leisure.
That's only natural.
Thank you, Marian.
Thanks to you, I feel like I can face my first night calmly.
Princess...
You did a wonderful job, Sainglain.
It is not worth a mention.
Kon and Pet, farewell.
Why do I get lumped together with him?!
It was just a joke.
I am grateful for all your help, Kon.
Oh, well, good luck...
Wait, that's not what I meant at all, but...
I know what you meant.
Princess, you can still say that you don't want to.
If you say the word, Kon will take you from here with all his might.
Then take me.
Just kidding.
Here I go.
Time to work.
Uh, yeah.
Lord Jugglaburk awaits you within.
Excuse me.
Hey, are you Ecarin?
You can call me Nabotan!
Hey, I didn't hear you!
My name is Nabotan.
Nabotan.
Yes?
Nabotan.
Yes?
Nabotan.
Yes?
Ye—
Nabotan.
Yes!
Welcome to my domain, Ecarin.
Let me introduce you to all my friends.
All right.
Here we've got Purupew.
He can get a little punchy, but he's a good guy.
That's Hypermediacalifragilisticexpialidocious.
He's really shy and basically doesn't talk.
It's nice to meet you.
This bear here is that rabbit's older brother.
They're the Yoshida Brothers.
It's nice to meet you, Yoshida Brothers.
Their younger brother is in a long distance relationship with Dolores here.
They've been fighting a lot lately.
It's a pleasure, Dolores.
Francis and Mimuji are two old gossips.
I suggest you stay on their good side.
Hanako the hippo and Hurdygurdy the fawn are cousins,
but they are complete opposites.
It's nice to meet you.
Hey, hey, Ecarin, this won't do.
Those clothes you're wearing won't do at all.
Why don't you take them off?
Take them off!
Come on, come on, come on, come on!
You're going a bit crazy with that leg tapping over there.
Was I tapping my leg?
You were.
Totally.
I'm sorry.
Kon, worrying about this isn't going to change anything.
Just go to sleep.
Fine.
There's nothing I can do.
Not a damn thing.
Is she ready yet?
How about now?
Is Ecarin ready now?
How's this?
Adowable!
I knew you were a frill-necked lizard!
You look great as a frill-necked lizard!
What about you, Nabotan?
Huh?
Aren't you going to change?
But I'm already a mouse!
Maybe I should get back to the basics.
The basics?
So, how do I look?
Do I look good, Ecarin?
That's a...
Which one is your neck?
Huh?
What are you talking about, Ecarin?
I'm right here!
Yes, but whose neck is that?
Huh?
Oh no, Ecarin!
It's not a neck, it's a cosplay.
I see.
I think I get it now.
I can't sleep!
It's only eight o'clock!
For a modern night owl, this is just the beginning of the evening tide!
Evening tide?
What the hell am I talking about?
What am I trying to say?
You're being very loud.
Yeah, well, what if Jugglaburk is an evil bastard after all?
Isn't it too late to worry about that?
Anyway, the princess has already taken that into consideration.
It's not like he's going to kill her.
Then what?
What if he's a big pervert?
A pervert?
Like into little girls or something.
Then it'll be just as he wanted.
A perfect fit.
Or an exhibitionist?
He can do what he wants in his own home.
What if he has a foot fetish?
Or like a smell fetish?
There are people who are into armpits or tights, yeah.
Yup, they exist.
You're always so dirty!
Either way, it's not good to talk about other people's fetishes.
But come on!
As long as the princess went into it prepared, we've got nothing to worry about.
That's all.
Hey, does this milk seem spoiled to you?
Trade with me.
Hey, hey, Ecarin!
What are we gonna do now?
I don't know.
Want to have a bench press contest?
Or we could read a book while hanging from the ceiling.
Shall we try to do 5 minutes of oxygenless exercises?
Come on, let's do something fun.
Come on, come on.
Then let's list all the prime numbers in order.
2, 3, 5, 7, 11, 13, 17, 19,
23, 29, 31, 37, 41, 43, 47,
Hey, Ecarin...
I'm really sleepy now.
53, 59, 61, 67, 71,
73, 79, 83, 89,
Let's go to bed.
97, 101...
Okay?
Marian's right.
I don't have the right to say anything.
Idiot!
I am such an idiot!
What the hell am I doing?
Perv! Lecher! Knave! Sex monster!
Someone, please stop my overactive imagination!
That's right.
It doesn't matter what I say or what I think.
This is the princess's decision.
Are you asleep already?
No.
Ecarlate...
It's not my place to do anything at all...
Princess?
Princess!
Stop it!
She doesn't want you to!
You shameless pervert!
Stop it!
Please, stop!
H-Huh?
What's going on?
Are you crying?
H-Hey, what the hell?
What's wrong?
Where's the princess?
Princess!
What's wrong?
Hey, Kon!
Don't tell me you...
You're horrible.
You're cruel.
I-I didn't!
I... I...
What was that scream?
Kon!
Oh shit!
Let's go!
I'll tell you later!
I never thought I'd be saying crap like this.
Lord Jugglaburk!
It's not what it looks like.
Lord Jugglaburk!
How dare you?!
I'm on to you!
Wait!
Princess!
It's a tackle!
He's too strong!
We can't stop him!
Kon!
Take him!
They assassinated Lord Jugglaburk!
What assassination?
No man, he was alive a second ago!
Sure, he was crying like a little girl,
messy and shaking like a puppy that's been thrown out into the rain,
incapable of doing anything but crying in fear.
Yeah, he was in that sorry and pathetic state, but he was definitely alive!
You dare to mock Lord Jugglaburk?!
Why am I...
Why is the Order...
Why are we here?
I won't find what I lost here.
No.
Am I here because I feel like a weary traveler chasing a mirage,
or like a piece of iron dust, pulled towards a magnet?
The ceremony must be happening over there.
I'm an idiot.
Idiot!
Wh-What is that?
What's going on?
H-Hey...
Y-You?
We leave the rest to you.
You what?
Oh god, what the fuck!
What's going on?
Where is he?
After them!
Wh-What the...
I saw nothing!
I saw absolutely nothing!
I didn't see you curled up and acting all pained.
We didn't hear a single thing you muttered!
I'm incapable of telling lies.
Y-You bastards...
Seriously, man.
Totally serious.
We were worried about you and so we were watching you from afar.
That's all we were doing, I swear!
He's fighting to cover his embarrassment.
Marvelous.
We've come to your aid!
Who the hell are they?
How should I know?
You must know!
I don't even care anymore!
So you're aiding and abetting Lord Jugglaburk's assassins?
What?
When did he...
Sir Erec...
I don't know anything about it!
How dare you imply that I do?
You are protecting the traitors!
We have proof!
It's just a coincidence!
You think I'll buy that?
Was I played yet again?!
Looks like we got away.
Oh well, I'm sure they've got it under control.
Sweet!
He's like that bowl of mayonnaise rice, saving you when you've got nothing else to eat!
But Princess, you were saying?
What happened after Nabotan?
Well...
Nabotan?
What's that?
Jugglaburk's nickname.
Or rather, what he wanted me to call him.
So he's into plushies, huh?
He must've had some sorta trauma as a kid.
I don't know about trauma,
but he took great delight in using stuffed animals to talk.
No wonder you couldn't stand him then.
That's a huge turn-off.
No, that wasn't so bad, actually.
Well then, what did he make you do?
He made me get into a costume.
What? What kind?
Like a white dress?
Or a school swimsuit?
A frill-necked lizard suit.
He made me get into a plushy frill-necked lizard suit.
You could make the neck-frills move, like an Elizabethan collar.
And Nabotan was a giraffe.
Gross.
That's pretty wild.
No wonder you wanted to punch him out.
I didn't really mind that either.
Then what?
What was the big problem?
Sounds like you were doing just fine!
The two of you had an understanding and everything!
There was no reason to totally beat the crap out of him!
Hair.
Hair?
From the breathing apparatus located in the middle of the face.
Huh? What is she talking about?
One of the hairs that originates there for filtering purposes was sticking out.
You mean...
In other words...
A nose hair?
Don't call it that!
Was it bushy?
No, a single strand!
One?
A single nose hair was sticking out?
Don't say it!
That's why you beat the snot out of Jugglaburk?
That's the only thing I can't stand.
Nose hair?
Really, a nose hair?
So basically Jugglaburk got beat up for his nose hair?
And by you, no less, Kon.
Ah yeah, that's what it looked like, huh?
W-Wait! I told you!
When I rushed in there, the princess had already had her rampage!
So you did.
We believe you.
We do.
Ya ain't got many friends, man.
What?
Why'd you say that?
I'm scared!
All the best ta ya,
assassin.
Stop it!
Don't say scary things like that!
Why me?!
One unconscious patient coming through!
Rage! Rage!
Who are these people?!
Don't know, don't care!
But...
Curse you!
Curse you, DT!
Stand up! ED, stand up!
Brush away your depression and stand up again!
Not all goes as planned in life
What on Earth has happened, you ask? You know
I didn't harbor the seed of life for long before it was taken from me
It won't return, alas
I used to have an unbendable will of steel
That's the kind of straight-laced badass I was
Those days hold the glory of the past now
Far up, so very hot
Burn with fury, my sun
Stand up! ED, stand up!
Brush away your depression and go!
Stand up! Look up!
I'll write my story from page one again now, like I dreamed
The fire of my blood will continue to course through my veins
Be a giant, be a man, hell yeah!
Yay!
No, hold on!
That's not what we discussed.
What more do you want from me?
No, that's impossible.
Absolutely impossible!
Impossible, impossible, impossible!
Whoa, we're going that far?
That's pure evil.
Next Time
After being wrongly accused of attempting to assassinate Jugglaburk,
we, Incognito, have become wanted.
However, that's when Alma Flora uses her power
to whisk us away to Ixion's ruins.
DT?! Why are you here?!
Kon and his friends gather at Ixion's ruins. The mysterious woman who appears there has shocking revelations for them.
Also, the ED changed this episode. It's a samba piece that carries the wish that Sir Erec can be revived.